cheryl!~

gayle da man:

2005-04-07T19:31:00.000+08:00

doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo.
hi cheryl.
i know what you did last summer.
only through the entire singapore year its summer.
so you know what i mean.
mahwahwahwa.

GreatAmazingYowzaLovely mE:

2004-09-07T13:37:00.000+08:00

thats lame.up there.neways.nothing much o say.for me.unlike SOMEONE.
christel!!!blog sth now!
there.that take cares of that.guai christel.blog now.so.has everyone heard of the WE LIKE THA MOON! thing yet.technically leejing should have advertised to all.correct?leejing the walking advertisment.wonderful.right, winky?right.i think i'll go nows.byes!~

gayle:

2004-09-04T15:09:00.000+08:00

hellos.christel!number the poems kay.now im gonna post ALL the poems.except those christel wrote.cause i dont have them.okay.shoot:

#1 by gayle 17-08-04

cheryl is our friend
we love her very much
one day i'll buy her
a bear from cards n such

she makes alot of noise
and she often whines
once she sees this poem
she'll know ive lost my mind

she despises science and math
though i think theyre really fun
when mrs lim knocks her silly head
i'd love to see her run

cheryl can sit and laugh
at things that arent funny
like kalipok or the cactus she drew
and oh!maybe bugs bunny

she didnt know susilo
until i enlightened her
i told her many MANY things
and nicknamed her sa-wer

i bet she'd be laughing now
if i ever showed her this
but perhaps, she MIGHT get angry
or maybe bark or hiss

me and christel built this site
especially for sa-wer
and HENGALAOSAI. to my relief
this poem is finally over.

next one:

#2 by gayle and christel 20-08-04

oh how long i wait for thee
to bring your fortnight card for gb
jeanette and vanessa will pester you
so much until you become kuku [malu]

your hair makes you look like a dinosaur
might be because you come from singapore
can you imagine a retro ching
i think she'll look like a complete ah teng

you live at a big construction site
i hope when you sleep the bedbugs bite
to help you think straight again
i think you should grow a lions mane

oh sa-wer my DAHLING sa-wer
please some die with me [er]
we'll fly off a building and touch the sky
because stress and social studies thats why

tomorrow youre gonna take a bus
oh please oh please dont make a fuss
i know the bus is ultra dirty
now start singing all bout frosty

you stomp around and like to whine
you like to go: "hmmpf!" and say "FINE!"
youre the OH-so-royal queen
who got stoned by my green beans

i SO wanted to change
hence i offered you an orange
but you declined...
so now its MY turn to whine

oh why oh why oh whywhywhy!
you dont eat the fruits i buy
you made me waste my precious money
i hope you get bitten by your bunny

MERCY! spare the royal ah bngs life
he promised to get you a pretty wife
i know that you arent a les-bi-an
but can you at least be my friend?

this poems for our wonderful cheryl
whos as good-looking as colin farrell
im not really sure what happened...
but these last two lines shall not rhyme.

there.the very first two poems.i think.i edited it a litte...nemmind.no one cares...no?i'll shoo nowza.seeya.

gayle:

2004-08-29T17:57:00.000+08:00

................................christel.im not going to change your birthday.too bad!~no one asked you to get rid of my kwon sang woo pic.PLUS.no one officially knows bout this blog yet.so no ones gonna die.not even after seeing the kwon sang woo pic.i already get your point that you dont like him.hmmpf.go change your birthday yourself.pok.
pokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpok
pokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpok.
-breathes in deeply.
pokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpok
pokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpok.
plus.I dont go uh..intruding into YOUR posts.you insensitive lump of...fats.heekim.now theres these irritating people downstairs of my house screaming.and sounding..like my sister said.like when you blow up a balloon and stretch the opening and let the air escape little by little.yes, they sound EXACTLY like that.irritating shit.im shall stomp off now.buhbye.

2004-08-29T11:55:00.000+08:00

gayle! i kill you! you forgot my birthday!!!! i dunno if its you type wrong or you forgot, but change it! and take that ugly pic of kwon sang woo off the site. uglyuglyuglyuglyuglyugly. no. you probably wont take it off. so i will take it off. nananeepoopoo! :P

your best friend gayle shrieks:

2004-08-28T17:03:00.000+08:00

hallo.im here again!~oh ya.i forgot bout farrell.which one you want.will?colin?colin right.im sure youll choose him.i can see it in your eyes.dont lie.you liar.oh.ive decided to add two more sites to this..one for cheryl songs another for cheryl poems.heekim.funnology.
INTRUSION! mahwahwa! i ,christel, have deleted the awful picture of sang woo! so people, now you can look at this site without hurting your own eyes.so, by thanking me for saving your butts[and eyes], you can join the fanclub if you think cheryl[and not sang woo] is da man!!
KWON SANG WOO!in ugly suit.hes like.shuai until cannot shuai.-swoon.who da man? [cheryl and] KWON SANG WOO DA MAN!he rocks.okay finne.he looks weird in this pic.go my blog.i shall set up a photo album..soon.i think i'll go now.seeya.

gayle says..commands:

2004-08-27T17:13:00.000+08:00

hello!~come join.then can make-y funny of cherylie.woo!~prelims and psle can go and die.not the point.
latest cheryl update:
+ hair: dinosaur!!!its a compliment.
+ likes: ice-cream..alot. duncan.the guy from blue..ya.that one. i dont know liao.christel!help please.

thats not really updated isit?nevermind.no one cares..right?

christel is saying:

2004-08-27T17:06:00.000+08:00

hi! cheryl! this site is especially for you! we're your fans! oh! one more thing! you're beginning to look more and more like will farrell. :P